ripping the tiles off the wall

a particularly difficult shit

where have you been?

the toilet, ripping the tiles off the wall

by jajajajoje August 15, 2008

Tile Hill Bush Trimmer

A crazy middle class lady who spends her weekends trimming her overgrown bush.

“ey’ up pal, I’m glad our lass did a Tile Hill Bush Trimmer last weekend”

by Tatton House Bandit May 20, 2022

cold tile tea-bagging

the act of laying ones testicles on cold floor tiles, in an attempt to alleviate excessive heat

"Man, it was so hot out there I had to lay those babies on the floor!"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"

by floydandsky September 23, 2011

Van Luit tile job

receiveing a hand job from your wifes freinds husband while blacked out on a tile floor

I had a little too much to drink last night and I think I Got a Van Luit tile job

by husband #2 August 23, 2008

e-wet-tile disfunction

The inability of a girl's vsgina to become moist when she is sexually excited

Damn girl....what the hell's up with you. I been fingering you all night and you still be dry. You definately got that e-wet-tile disfunction shit.

by JBighood August 16, 2008

Frank Walker from National Tiles...................

Frank Walker from national tiles is a legendary Australian businessman and entrepreneur who capitaves the national audience by screaming *Hello* in the most mind blowing voice ever that the entire fucking country of Australia puts their lives down and rushes over to Woolloongabba for 50% all concrete floor and wall tilings.

Hello.......................... Frank Walker From National tiles....................
This week only.......................
I'm divorcing my wife and committing a double murder suicide...............
So rush in quick before all tiles are gone in the annual Spring Stocktake Sale.
Only
At

National

Tiles
84 Annerley Road Woolloongabba.......................

by Grevoble May 18, 2021

Floor tile

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor

Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled

by Garrett 11 August 18, 2022