tis

A word that is rarely used outside of the Drama Club circles in high schools.

Sam: My, 'tis a beautiful day.
Karl: God, what fag.

by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

TI

The antonym of IT (Information Technology)
Definition: Technically Illiterate

Mike: I think I might be TI
Me: Why?
Mike: Well I just got my internet hooked up at home, and I went to youtube.com. It asked me to sign in, and asked for my email address, and my address, and a password, then it asked for my cell phone number, so I filled it in, and then I got a call 2 minutes later, tell me that I had signed a contract agreeing to pay $5 a week for text messages.

Me: Oh, dear. You were raped by the internet.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 12, 2010

tis

abbreviation for "twenty inches strong". a very good brand of rims. twentyinchesstrong.com

LaRhette - "my brother just got some 20's for his chevy."
Dante - "tis?"
LaRhette - "hell yea"

by ~kate August 31, 2006

TIS

Acronym for 'This is Shit" - usually to pass judgement on something which has been deemed inferior.

Baby Geniuses starring Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd

TIS

by Benncm July 4, 2011

TI

A short abbreviation for "take it"

P1: Baby can I get your boobs?
P2: TI

by 666-667 January 13, 2008

tis

1. a hasty way of writing "it's" during a messenger conversation

2. old english for "it is"

3. what faggots say

1. (on messenger) Guy1: tis been a pretty nice day
Guy2: dude i think you just misspelled, "it's"
Guy1: oh yea...i guess i did

2. 'tis a gorgeous time to sit in the privy for a fortnight

3. Guy1: 'tis a gorgeous time to sit in the privy for a fortnight
Guy2: shut the fuck up you fag

by eye of the beholder October 29, 2005

Ti

to stuff delicious ravioli into one's mouth

"Let's get together and Ti before Grey's Anatomy."

by t0260k December 1, 2006