twatcher

A twatcher is someone who just reads other peoples twitter feeds and doesn't contribute anything of their own to the conversation--a twitter voyeur. A twatcher may or may not have a twitter account of their own.

Sarah: Did you see that textsfromlastnight Kyle tweeted last night. Haha, two guys.
Becky: You're not on twitter, how did you see that?
Sarah: Umm, it's called an RSS feed.
Becky: Girl, you are such a twatcher!
Sarah: I don't like using at signs and you know that!

by topherjaynes February 25, 2010

thatched

being forcibly yoinked away from your computer by a significant other or parent

Daniel can't play League, he got thatched by his girlfriend

Tommy and Andy won't be going to Japan Inn because their parents thatched them

by Rachel Bumbu May 10, 2018

margaret thatcher

the act of completely fucking someone in the ass and then insulting them, only to be praised by the smallest dicks in the land

"Did you hear simon pulled a margaret thatcher last night?" "Oh yes, marc can't shut up about him."

by anonymous November 25, 2020

THATCHER BAG

The area of soft, warm and often moist fanny tissue between a woman's legs

'I'm going to kick that bitch right in the Thatcher Bag'

by ANDREW CHRISTOPHER ELLISON-T January 11, 2007

Thatch

The area between the thigh and snatch

I bet her thatch is so sweaty.

by Bdbvocab November 19, 2017

Twatcho

Nasty ass nachos, topped with all kinds of shittiness.

Damn, those are some twatchos.

by Dawson Brown November 28, 2005

thatched roof cottages

Cottages in the kingdom of peasantry whose roofing material made for easy burnination from the likes of trogdor.

Burninating the countryside
burninating the peasants
burninating all the people in the :thatched roof cottages:!

by MC93 August 5, 2004