Three Stooges Syndrome

The Three Stooges Syndrome is a vast range of diseases so great in fact that they cancel each other out.

In the TV Show "The Simpsons" Charles Montgomery Burns contracted this disease and is diagnosed at Mayo Clinic.

There's so many bugs they cancel each other out Three Stooges Syndrome style.

by cs_marshall March 8, 2021

The "Three-Week" theory

The "Three-Week" theory is a developmental hypothesis stating that any obsession that occurs past the length of three consecutive weeks will become cemented within the personality and manner of the obsessor.

The "Three-Week" theory begins with an individual learning about or re familiarizing themselves with a certain subject. This subject can be a person, place, thing, or idea. The obsessor throws their entire physical, mental, and spiritual selves into the study, following, and application of said subject. While most cases of hardcore obsession cease after a period spanning anywhere from fifteen minutes to two weeks, the obsessors in these cases prolong their obsession to the length of a three-week period. Once this three week period is hit, the obsession has been proven to occupy a small but significant portion of the obsessors brain. At this point, the impact of the obsession will now become long-lasting, or in some cases, permanent. Most obsessors may be aware after the three-week period that their obsession has reached the point of no return, though some obsessors lack the self-awareness to recognize the unnatural nature of their obsession.

Friend 1: I can't believe Jennifer's still obsessed with Jacob Sartorius. I thought it was just a joke but it's been three whole weeks.

Friend 2: According to the "Three-Week" theory, there's no stopping her obsession now.

by William Bradley Pits May 25, 2021

put down a three

Put down a three (3)

to masturbate.

the third type of male body excretion.

to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.

a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".

"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."

"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."

"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"

by JiffMart May 1, 2010

Three Bony Robbins

Three males and a female will engage in a sexual cumotion. Materials you will need: a live American Robin (or fresh American Robin egg), and a can of live worms. At least one of the males will need to have a full colon of feces. The endeavor begins with the first male (the one with the full colon) defecating inside of the female's vagina, followed by the live American Robin being holstered into her anus, and finally the can of worms shall be loaded into her oral cavity. Up to this point, everything has been preparation for the actual act: Three Bony Robbins. After these preliminary steps have been take each male chooses a cavity to penetrate with his erect penis. Each male continues until ejaculation. The process is not fully completed until the female has excreted the entire American Robin in her succeeding bowel movement.

How 'bout we grab some drinks, two other guys, and head back to my place and Three Bony Robbins.

by Robin Self December 8, 2014

The three s's

Shit, shower, and shave

After work I've gotta run home to do the three s's before I go out!

by Kib August 19, 2006

Three Hole Qualified

A woman who has had oral (mouth), anal(Butt) and vaginal (pussy) sex with the same partner.

When your girl gives you a blow job, lets you lay the pipe and takes it in the butt she is three hole qualified.

by Pool Guy December 15, 2008

Forty-three

The whole number between forty-two and forty-four.

Person 1: "What is forty-three?"
Person 2: "How old your mum is."

by yourfriendlyirishpotato February 22, 2019