Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.

"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."

by Clark Speyhawk July 08, 2019

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Siberian Squeegee

When you ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and she pushes the semen down her belly and into her vagina after you leave the room.

I didn't know Dave had a kid. Yeah man, that ho Felicia trapped him using the Siberian Squeegee.

by IgotGOT July 30, 2022

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Luigi Squeegee

/luˈi.d͡ʒi ˈskwi d͡ʒi:/ Noun. Another term for a mustache, especially in reference to oral sex.

My female sexual partner loves how my Luigi Squeegee wipes her vagina clean during oral sex.

by theinnocenthostage June 03, 2025

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Curdish Squeegee

(Verb) (Action) : To lightly glaze the breasts of a recognized sweaty woman with semen, to squeegee said semen off of the breast with one's penis, and, then, enjoy the sensation of oral sucking applied of said breast infused semen from one's phallus.

I was going to superman that hoe, but she told me she needed that Curdish Squeegee.

by JusttheSqueegee May 07, 2018

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Cincinnati Squeegee

After receiving a blowjob and finishing on your stomach, your partner pulls your underwear up and gives you a front wedgie before using the elastic band to squeegee all of your cum into your underwear.

I got my first blowjob the other day and afterwards she gave me the ol' Cincinnati Squeegee!

by Ledantarious IV July 16, 2024

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