Perching

When you perch up on a boat and your boy grabs your shaft

Last Monday I was caught off guard just perching on a boat and then my friend came up uninvited and grabbed my shaft really hard

by Mike Haytch April 10, 2021

Perch

To hang out or "chill" in squatting fashion

Bro 1: dude check out this squirrel
Bro 2: ok lemme perch

by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians October 1, 2016

Nigerian perch

To shove a perch (a type of fish) up someone’s ass hole and thrust it until the perch flares its fins and stabs the victims ass hole, acting like a barb

Yo!! Theres a perch stuck up that brat’s ass hole because Lightning M’coon gave him a nigerian perch!!!

by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025

Bird Perch

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.

Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man

by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021

perch

in cardistry when a packet is beeing held intiarly by another packet. You can make the packet spin slide or something

Patrick uses this alot

The perch in that one patrick move looks so nice

by Gay = funny January 3, 2022

perch mouth

Someone with a mouth shaped like a perch fish. Typically used as an insult.

That perch mouth bastard over there.

by Txmem November 12, 2017

Perched

A great man standing soulful on the tip of a heavy Log

Man perched pat is rad

by Perched November 19, 2018