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read the bible by Jenn Huls May 27, 2006
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[The Bible]
Ancient document written over a period of several thousand years mostly by Hebrew peoples. It chronicles the events and travels of the people sometimes with terribly violent results. It also exposes their human errors that most often come with disastrous consequences. There is a great deal of history, especially the book of Daniel which clearly predicts the great kingdoms that would rule over Europe until the fall of the Roman Empire. That book was written several hundred years before the kingdoms existed therefore giving a great deal of credibility to the author. It clearly predicts conditions of the world just before the reign of man is ended. The frequency and severity of storms, earthquakes, wars, and famine are signs that are now too apparent to ignore.
Yes we have always had those calamities but never in such frequency as now.
Yes we have always had those calamities but never in such frequency as now.
The Bible predicts that disasters will be far more frequent toward the end of the earths time.
Just noticing the news will demonstrate how hurricanes, earthquakes and such are occurring far more often than even just 30 years ago. The earth is literally being torn apart.
Just noticing the news will demonstrate how hurricanes, earthquakes and such are occurring far more often than even just 30 years ago. The earth is literally being torn apart.
[The Bible] by minddbendder October 30, 2008
Writing the bible
When Chatting with Someone and they write you a long ass message that you don't care to read, I.e The bible
John: so i'm Fighting with my girlfriend, and all i want is angry make-up sex and she keeps saying all this bullshit i don't wanna hear.
Greg: Looks like you have a girl who just is
Writing the bible
Greg: Looks like you have a girl who just is
Writing the bible
Writing the bible by Gmartinez0928 November 9, 2010