the prom

please accept my history as i accept yours
no questions, no accusations here
just weird unfunny jokes and dance and smiles and the occasional roast

miss you, see you soon
🖤

"my parents allowed me to accompany you to the prom! do you still wanna go?"

by Krkič April 26, 2019

prom bitch

A prom queen (or king) candidate that is obnoxious, self-centered and is practically foaming at the mouth to be crowned. A promzilla. Also, PROM BITCH is the original title of author Ami Allen-Vath's YA novel, LIARS and LOSERS LIKE US.

Can't believe she's nominated for prom queen...more like prom bitch.
Not to be a prom bitch but she didn't even match her cummerbun to my corsage.

by PromBitch September 03, 2015

prom and chill

Going to the Prom with somebody, and having sex with them afterwards.

"Hey dude I'm so gonna prom and chill with Marissa next month!"

by HMSDI May 10, 2016

prom zit

Regardless of age ,race or creed,the pimple you can pretty much bank on heading in your direction before any of life's major events.Not suprisingly,the size of said pimple being in direct correlation to the personal importance of the pending event.

Just days before his appearance on TV, Paul's worse fears were realized with the advent of a prom zit .

by sheila in the car February 07, 2010

prom com

term coined by Laura Dawe to describe the popular genre of teen romantic comedies like "she's all that" and "mean girls"

"did you like 'pretty in pink'"
"nah it wasn't that funny for a prom com"

by directress March 30, 2015

prom night

For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.

For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.

Fuckin' prom.

by Duke July 10, 2003

fake prommed

to be maliciously decieved and/or placed in a trickbag

when i showed up at the dance with my lover, there were only 5 retarded kids and the principal - i knew right away that I had been fake prommed.

by edfilo April 09, 2010