mile high messiah

The nickname for the Denver Broncos 2010 first round draft choice, Tim Tebow.
Dude, are you a proud believer in the mile high messiah?
by demonicshamrock August 08, 2010
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The best trombone player in brevard county, also a sex god with multiple girl friends
Oh Great Messiah William Lester is here! What knowledge does he bring for us?
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Young Messiah

Upcoming rapper young messiah aka Gavin the plug💯💯 lil D and big nathan the foobutt got nothing on young messiah
The best rapper is Young Messiah
by Foobutt July 29, 2023
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screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..
Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.
by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020
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screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..
Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.
by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020
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Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020
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messiah slut

A dumb blond that likes anal sex behind churches.
The blonde went to the church is a messiah slut
by Dr deadpool February 16, 2018
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