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mile high messiah

The nickname for the Denver Broncos 2010 first round draft choice, Tim Tebow.
Dude, are you a proud believer in the mile high messiah?
by demonicshamrock August 8, 2010
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The best trombone player in brevard county, also a sex god with multiple girl friends
Oh Great Messiah William Lester is here! What knowledge does he bring for us?
by 12203874!; December 14, 2021
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Messiah

That really handsome fellow that has nothing to prove so because he knows he is that guy.

Everybody wants to be him so they cast aspersions on who he is.

Usually he is highly intelligent and prefers actions over rhetoric.
Messiah: The cult of personality, spirituality and physicality.
Guy 1 :“He’s an Ed”
Guy 2 : “Nah he definitely is Wisdumb”.
Guy 1’s girlfriend: “He’s Hot”
(Guy 1 approaches Wisdumb looks him in the eye and see the truth then walks away).
by Missael December 2, 2019
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Midget Messiah

A self-anointed savior figure who’s physically small in stature but carries themselves with grandiose, almost divine authority - preaching moral high ground while often contradicting those very ideals through petty actions, sneak disses, or hypocritical behavior.
Used to describe someone like Kendrick Lamar - a lyrical genius with a god complex, who talks that righteous talk but walks around throwin’ shade like a bitter leprechaun tryna pass off clovers as commandments.
We get it bro, you the Midget Messiah — short in height, tall in ego, and full of contradictions.
by kirloskar21 April 7, 2025
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Messiah

Messiah is a usually a boy that is always focus on himself, He doesn’t care what people think or Care about him, He’s always focus On Money,Or How he’s going to end up In Life, #RealNigga
You Know Messiah.?

Yeah,He a Money Getter.
by PETERGOCRAZY November 20, 2023
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Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020
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The Messiah

Generally a name gifted to the greatest punter on earth. Someone who can pull you out of the fire with an epic roughie, or snare you a big win with the top weight in the last. If you ever find a friend who is good enough to be deemed The Messiah, you are truly blessed..!
Wow thanks for the hot tip, you truly are The Messiah..!
by DawgK May 11, 2021
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