The Tar and Feather

When one shaves their bush over a clean towell. Then takes the towell, folds it back up nicely, and places it in the cabinet. Then when the next person takes a shower, they will dry off with the towell covered in delicious pubes. The crusty crotch pubes will stick all over their clean naked body.

Jayson shaved his bush over a nice clean towell. Then he folded the towell back up and placed it in the cabinet. Later on that day Tyler took a shower and when he was finished he dried off with the pube covered towell... Tyler cried because he had pubes in his mouth and eyes. I think some of Jayson's pubes got tangeld with Tyler's pubes..Then tyler took another shower. The Tar and Feather

by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2007

the founding fondling fathers

The founding fondling fathers was formed in 2017. It is a group of 5 girls, Athena, Elizabeth, Hala, Isabella, and Jumana. The founding fondling fathers, shortened to the FFF, all follow the gaming fungus. We are major gaming fungus supporters. The FFF was only supposed to fondle each other, but one day, Athena went crazy. She wanted to fondle everyone, which is strictly against our FFF rules. The gaming fungus told us our purpose was to bring the community together through fondlement. To show fondlement to the people so they could fondle each other. We are not supposed to fondle outside of the FFF, as it is a sin against the gaming fungus. Though Athena did not care, she wanted to fondle everyone in sight. She even fondled your mom. Athena started fondling just our people, but then, she ran out of people. She decided to prey on children, and even animals too too. Be careful, if you are under the age of 13, or an animal of any sort, you are not safe from Athena, the dark father. OH NO, IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO WARN YOU GUYS, BEWARE OF ATHEN DA PRO, THE DARK FATHE-

Person One: I heard Athena, one of the founding fondling fathers, was in our city. Fondling and preying on the children and animals.

Person Two: Do not say that name, we only say the name for educational purposes. Otherwise you refer to her as The Dark Father.

by ughlife123 June 27, 2021

The Game of Fathers

A game in which three or more men ejaculate in a cup, stir it, and pour it in the female's vagina.

Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.

Me, Josh, and Reagan played the game of fathers nine months ago. Reagan and Zoey are happily married with their new baby

by I-Am-The-Cold August 25, 2015

Feathers In The Sun

When you swallow the red pill, tie your belt around the ceiling fan and your neck and jerk off to passing cars before you pass out.

Remember to have a good friend spot you.

Casey goes all Feathers In The Sun every time there's a pale moon.

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes

The phrase birds of feathers flock together is not the full phrase. It means your ‘friends’ fake ones will be friend with you until the cat something bad comes. So choose your friends wisely!

Birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes being defined by prof fucked up my mind.

by AzDan April 22, 2018

feathers, the

adj. used to describe anything that is especially comfortable. Origin: the coziness of down comforters, or the comfort of a down coat.

Yeah, I just got these sweats at Target, and I swear,man, they be the total feathers.

by galcoolest July 26, 2005

the kitty is getting fatter

A phrase used to describe almost any situation where something is growing or increasing in size, depth, shape, weight, or awesomeness. It can also be used instead of "the plot thickens" or "this looks bad".

First heard on "Frat Party At The Pancake Festival" DVD, Phoenix (of Linkin Park fame) held up a tip jar and said, "It's getting fatter, the kitty is getting fatter!", referring to the exponential increase of spare change as time went on.

1. "So I checked my bank account. I now have almost $500! The kitty is getting fatter!"

2. "So I'm almost done redecorating my room. I got new curtains and hung up some Christmas lights." "Wow, the kitty is getting fatter."

3. "...so it turns out, Stacey thought she slept with Mike, but she actually slept with his brother, who was passed out in Mike's room." "Holy shit." "But that's not all..." "The kitty is getting fatter?!"

by anonymush September 23, 2009