Random person: why the hell is that guy wearing dad shoes?
Other person: you mean those bro cruisers.
Random person: is that what they are?
*Frat Bro heard in the distance* "dude those are siiiiiiick brah"
Other person: you mean those bro cruisers.
Random person: is that what they are?
*Frat Bro heard in the distance* "dude those are siiiiiiick brah"
by YourMom4206969 March 17, 2017
"I got a random cruiser during class the other day. It was embarrassing."
"I'm starting to get a random cruiser."
"I'm starting to get a random cruiser."
by iBanged Zooey November 20, 2013
Leather sandals that are worn by men. They are flat birkenstock type with cork footbed. Can be work with or without socks.
Timmy was decked out on the way to the Georgia Bulldog game. He had his Budweiser hat and Jew Cruisers and was ready to roll.
by d-hut April 27, 2008
The most mistaken vehicle on Earth. It is not a POS Land Rover. This is the real vehicle that traverses the toughest terrain on Earth. Not the one that traverses the warranty department at its local dealership
by Ramathorn15 May 24, 2019
by 5'1" Racer August 01, 2003
A car model by Chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but without any character. Not entirely an SUV (it's lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn't look like a shoe box on wheels), not anything like a sports car (too flabby and uninspiring), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable and gag-inducing. Enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/identity, like how a turd is different depending on what you have recently eaten. The only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which doesn't catch on fire often enough. Otherwise, it's a great car.
That Pity Cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. And dice, it's gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!
by Murderface November 21, 2013