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Slang; for getting an erection out of nowhere.
"I got a random cruiser during class the other day. It was embarrassing."

"I'm starting to get a random cruiser."
by iBanged Zooey November 19, 2013
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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