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Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.
by Zyklon_ March 4, 2022
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“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.
Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law
by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022
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Call the Puss

Taking a Cell phone, putting it on vibrate and sticking in a woman's vagina. Then calling it. Courtesy of "Bubba the Love Sponge" done on his show several times, heard on Sirius channel 101.
by Son_of_BTLS.com June 2, 2009
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call the doctor

To dance naked in a snow storm while drinking pineapple juice.
by Mistress Lexxxie November 20, 2010
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call the roll

When it feels like everyone you know is at a bar, club, or pub, so you could do a roll call like back at school.

People may optionally call out to all their mates, lads, hoods, bros, crew, etc one by one like at school roll call.

Similar concept occurs when teachers go out at night and see all of their current or former students out at the same venue.
"Wow, everyone's here, we could call the roll."

"I went to the local bar last night but had to leave because half of my students were drinking there. I nearly had to call the roll."
by chalkie22 October 4, 2009
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the "jonny call"

when someone usually a young women and her friend spot a cute guy and instead of being so forward and just walking up to him and acknowledging he's cute(becuase some guys heads get really blown up if u do that) they pretend to reconize him then a conversation starts up and then the exchanging of the #'s.
kiki: hey loook at the guy hes kind of cute its time for the "jonny call".
lucy: he is "ok"
lucy:hey jonny hey jonny oh im sorry i thought u was someone else.whats your name?
kiki: u look so familiar
the guy: my name is chase what are you ladies doing tonight.
by leahleah October 3, 2007
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Call The Teacher

A very unique and classy phrase used by beer enthusiasts in Brazil. It is the informal way to call the waiter in crowded bars.
"Where's the beer? Let´s call the teacher"
by Shaaane January 11, 2009
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