tarp twerp

An elite clique of non-prats.

My fellow tarp twerps and I enjoyed our night of dissing Emma Watson.

by Mer October 17, 2003

thaap thoops

fucked (based on the sounds of the man and womans thighs slapping together)

He thaap thoops a hot chick last night.

by 1234567890jim June 23, 2009

tarp sack

When your nutsack is just "all over the place" causing a very uncomfortable situation.

Damn, it's so humid out today, Mat. I've got tarp sack like nobody's business!

by TCB All Day November 15, 2010

Tarp Monkey

Creepy guy usually found in parents dark basement surfing porn sites because that’s as close as he’ll ever get.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.

Check that douche by the bar, probably a tarp monkey.

by rockkid June 29, 2011

Thapu

An idiotic or a moronic person. An act of a thapu person could be referred to as "thapugiri".

John: Dude Derek said something outrageous today in front of my parents.
Jim: Well we all know he's a thapu. Don't mind his thapugiri.

by AceX88 September 14, 2016

tarple

An afternoon gathering where people set aside all other tasks for a few minutes to eat cake as a group. Complimentary cake is usually provided at a tarple. Tarple can be held in a work environment but typically a tarple cake pass is required in order to do so. The tarple cake pass requirement is thought by many to be an unnecessary policy that actually serves no purpose at all and it has also been known to ruin an entire tarple for everyone involved. People attending a tarple are usually responsible for providing their own fork and plate.

My job is so cool because we make sure to have a staff tarple as often as possible during the summer. The only downside to too many tarples is that they can make you tired.

by Handle this yo August 10, 2018

Tarp-Time

When you work in the building trades (so you drive a company van with a lot of cargo space) and the opportunity arises for consensual anal sex with a chick you just met for break on “OT.” Having no place for such act to occur, you offer the back of said van. You then proactively lay a tarp down over all work-related equipment to protect it from any “friendly fire.”

Apprentice: “Dude, why is there a tarp over all of your tools?”

Mechanic: “Sorry bud , overtime last night turned into tarp-time. Wanna see the tarp?

Apprentice: “Uhhh, no thanks.”

by Elev8erguy November 7, 2020