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target farting

when you purposely aim your fart at another individual
im going to be target farting Dylan right in his face once he falls asleep
by martang mang December 19, 2006
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cum target

A tatoo that a girl gets on her lower back, so that when a man is doing her doggystyle, and wants to pull out to finish, he has something to aim for.
I laughed when I saw the girl at the tatoo parlor getting a cum target of a Ford Focus in that commercial!
by AC January 28, 2004
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Targét

the correct way to spell Target if you want to pretend that it is a French store, or at least not too low class, like saying Jacques Pennay for JC Penney. A store that is perceived to be slightly upscale from WalMart.
I see that you are a Targét snob since you won't shop at WalMart.
I got these nifty plastic doodads over at Targét.
I drove over from the trailer park to Targét to get some new Depends because mine were worn out.
I find the hot girls shop at Targét and they are looking to hook up with dudes, but get your shots first...
by adam_before_eve December 28, 2005
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sperm target

A tattoo, found on the small of a chick's back, which can be used as an ejaculation target. In the doggy position, the tattoo tends to collect jizz if you pull out.
Boy, look at the sperm target on that hoe's back. I'd like to hit it with me jizz.
by jeffjeff July 16, 2008
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target fixation

1) When you are watching something so intensely that you comletely ignore all hazards or obstacles around you and collide with one of them

2) When you are watching something you are trying to avoid so intensely that you forget that you are trying to avoid it, you accidentaly collide with it.

Happens a lot in video games.
Person A: Dude, at break I was trying to avoid getting scolded by Mr. Miller, but I was so busy looking at him I realized I was walking straight into him.

Person B: Haha, thats target fixation!
by ???...!!! March 1, 2009
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target

target= shithole
Isn’t target (shithole) the first cuss word that comes to mind!

one time i was sitting on a chair and started singing shithole while my mom was in the room she never knew...
bob your such a target !
can you stop being a target right now

queso salsa ahahahhaha
by buttered banana bread November 30, 2019
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Targeting

When you're playing a game, but hold a grudge against someone else playing for no apparent reason, but you still make sure they lose the game because 'whatever'.
- Playing It -

(Person being targeted): "HEY! Why do you only chase me when there are other people behind you who you can tag?"
(Person targeting): "Uh, I don't know."
(Person being targeted): Oh, of course not, you nance. You're targeting me!
by Backward-Drawback January 27, 2021
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