Tabitha

Plant Bacteria

Tabitha, you are plant bacteria.

by shortcake1233 February 17, 2023

Tabitha

A slang word/name commonly used when referring to an ecstasy pill(tab).

Hey, do you know where I can find Tabitha at the rave tonight?

by Cleverme1 June 29, 2008

Tabitha

Tabitha is a funny, pretty, smart, loving person. Usually, Tabitha has great advice when you need it, or have very bad advice and will give it to you as a joke. Tabitha is very smart and deadly if you get on her bad side. Tabithas will smile for anybody who needs it exept themself. They don’t care about themselves. It’s obvious how sad they are but nobody pays any attention to the true side of Tabitha. Tabitha has anger issues and can be very, very, very, unforgiving if you are rude to somebody she loves. Tabitha is a killing machine and is a physco (In a sort-of good way). Tabitha will look out for you no matter what happens. Tabitha is overall a very great person. I would suggest NEVER EVER letting go a Tabitha. Tabitha usually sees themselves as an ugly fuck who never makes people happy. It’s sad that peope think that Tabitha is a slut because of her true colors. If you’re dating a Tabitha, treat them good. They will break down if something happens to you, or to your heart. Try to give them SOME respect, please. They’ve been through enough.

Person one: “Who the fuck is that? (*laughs*) shes so ugly!
Person two: “Hey, I wouldn’t say that about Tabitha!”
Person three: “Yeah, she seems quiet and nice, but is very smart and will make you pay the price for things!”
Person one: “Oh…I’ll make sure to watch out..”

by 𝕎𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕕𝕠 May 16, 2022

Sisanda Thabethe

Sisanda Thabethe is an amazing beautiful Gemini that your lucky to have in your life that is probably gay🥰🏳️ 🌈

Person 1:hey are you Sisanda Thabethe?
Person 2:Yes
Person 3:Marry Me

by TheSmutlovingWattpadReader 8-- May 29, 2021

Tabitha

A beautiful 28yo Lizard queen who has fooled the dog crusaders into servitude.

Queen Tabitha called forth her lizard hoard to consume the land.

by A concerned husband October 14, 2019

shady tabitha

someone who goes from one friend to another only when its convienant to them. and walks around like he/she has no responsability puttin kids off just so they can go out and party. a shady tabitha is the worst kinda shady u can be!!! never wants to grow up always moochin off other people

damn girl you went shady tabitha on my ass didnt u???

by the realest chick September 4, 2010

Tabitha

A Tabitha is someone with red hair, who continues to deny that she has red/orange hair.

"I'd like to dye my hair red please"

"But your hair is already red"

"*gasps* MY HAIR ISN'T RED!!! It's strawberry blonde, B^t$h!"

"*whispers* What a Tabitha"

by Mawage November 3, 2012