tensin

To describe somthing thats good.

Aww man that is a tensin new tatoo you got boy!

by themostnaturalskintags May 15, 2007

Tenis

T from tiny, enis from penis. A flaccid penis. Opposite of a boner. A non erect penis. A softy. Not ready for sex. A shamefully small penis. A penis any time its not being used for sex. Unfirm. Floppy. Saggy. limp. droopy. Lack luster. Lifeless. Futile. Uninspiring. Flimsy.

She looked over and saw his tenis. He screamed don't look at my tenis. His swim suit fell off getting out of the pool and I saw his tenis. The bum bent over and through a hole in this pants I saw his tenis.

by krustie August 21, 2021

let's play tennis

it's means sex. No emotions. Like friends with benefits. No relationship, no emotions, just sex

"Jimin, let's play tennis...."

by babygirl_daddy December 5, 2019

Guerrilla Tennis

An activity in which a tennis racket is used to lob light bulbs, Christmas ornaments or other small, glass objects across parking lots, roof tops, empty streets and other public places.

Usually only played after midnight, a game consists of multiple rounds in multiple locales and can stretch across an entire city. Players can wear any tennis attire they wish, usually headbands, and need to smoke Black & Mild cigarillos while participating for maximum trashiness. Players also have been traditionally sober, which makes it that much more pathetic.

Also popularly known as "Lightbulbs to Lightbulbs."

Player 1: Man, last night was the best round of Guerrilla Tennis ever. We went until 7 in the morning!
Player 2: Who won?
Player 1: Everybody!

by The Magilla Guerrilla January 14, 2008

Tennis Elbow

The medical condition that occurs from masturbating arduously to the women's tennis championships. During this session, most people are in the living room and have to bend over to masturbate, as not to get spotted through any windows. This creates an acute angle with the shoulder, elbow, and hand. This puts tension on the elbow and results in tendinitis or tennis elbow. Both males and females suffer from the condition as women in short skirts are attractive no matter who you are.

Tennis season has been rough. I have had to pop about 50 Advil this week for my tennis elbow.

by Lost Almost October 21, 2010

Forum Tennis

aka Quote Tennis.

An phenomenon commonly seen on forums where two members will endlessly smash message after message back and forth, in the hope that they will get the last word, thus supposedly proving their point.

The rest of the forum usually loathes these tireless rebutters, for their obstinance and lack of a life. Forum tennis is best avoided by fully expressing your point of view clearly in a handful of messages at most, and then leaving it at that.

JFreek420: My team is better than yours.

Athyy69: No, mine is. Prove yours is.

JFreek420: My team is clearly better. You prove they're not!

Athyy69: I'm not the one making the claim. You prove it!

20 pages later

Athyy69: I think I've clearly shown how wrong you are.

JFreek420: WRONG.

Admin: STFU, both of you. I'm sick of this pathetic forum tennis. Thread LOCKED.

by NaughtySteph January 18, 2010

Tennis

n. A sport that involves either one on one matches or tag-teaming for a 2 on 2 match. Requires massive amounts of eye-hand coordination and stamina because unless you're playing doubles, you are on your own running around a court for several hours after balls that fly as a fast as a paintball. Tennis is considered a "gentleman's" sport, so gloating, taunting or showing signs of frustration is often looked down upon. To add to the "gentleman" aspect of the game, spectators are to keep quiet and watch respectfully at all times, though brief clapping is acceptable. Basically, next to golf, tennis is the quietest sport in the world.

"Dude, I went to watch my friend play this tennis match the other day, but I wasn't even allowed to cheer or yell! It was pretty boring... but those tennis chicks are really hot."

by superdawge October 9, 2009