Car Temperature Theory

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.

"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"

by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

Room temperature

room temperature is a very cool discord server fr we have some goth big tiddiy baddies ong!!!!

1:man i want a thicc milf to dominate my ass 24/7
2: join room temperature at discord.gg/roomtemp

by bignasx September 24, 2023

Scale Temperature

The Size Of Weather Used By Degree.

Sofia: What A Nice Day Outside.
Joe: I agree, Let’s Go To The Park.
Sofia: Okay
Joe: How Is The Weather is told on the news?
Sofia: Guess What? The Weather Is Measured By A

Scale Temperature.

by 21jay November 4, 2023

Phonetic Temperature Theory

the Phonetic Temperature Theory is a theory that states that as average temperature of a native speaker's location decreases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words decreases, and that speech quickens and hardens in colder temperature. Secondly, This theory also states the vice versa; as average temperature of a native speaker's location increases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words increases, and that speech slows and smooth-ens in warmer temperature. Thirdly, this theory also states that pronunciation changes quicker when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes quicker, and that pronunciation changes slower when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes slower.

Person 1: How can I predict when the pronunciation of a word will change?
Person 2: with Phonetic Temperature Theory, we can do this by 1. knowing how long the current pronunciation has existed for, 2. knowing the differences in local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage to now, 3. knowing previous pronunciation of the preceding form of the word, and using IPA slope to predict future pronunciation and use multiplication (local average temperature now - local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage)/(time between beginning of pronunciation usage and now), if the value is positive (meaning the local temperature got warmer) then shift clockwise on the IPA chart (k -> g), this is the reasoning for why Latin "catta" became "gato" because the Spanish/Portuguese climates are slightly warmer than the Ancient Roman climate.

by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc November 27, 2023

Fridge temperature IQ

Someone who’s so stupid they don’t even have room temperature IQ and their IQ is the same as the temperature of the fridge

Bro this girl I met is so stupid she doesn’t even have room temperature IQ, she has fridge temperature IQ

by The Homeless Scholar July 7, 2025

lower the temperature

(Followed by of) :To prevent an individual, group or groups of people from committing either civil disobedience ( such as scuffles with police and verbally insulting others), political ( physically punching, kicking, killing people included) or social ( property damage)violence in your name while at political rallies/ protests/demonstrations

Donald Trump should try to, if at all possible, to lower the temperature of his supporters or try to move the other protesters 10 blocks away from his political venues, so the latter can protest away from Trump supporters.

by Sexydimma March 12, 2016

lower the temperature

( followed by of): to prevent people from committing civil disobedience as well as physical destruction and or vandalism of property in your name when at your political rallies

Donald Trump should try to lower the temperature of his most fanatical supporters.

by Sexydimma July 6, 2017