A very definite way of answering a question, stronger than the normal "absolutely".
Little sister of the word def-in-a-telly.
Little sister of the word def-in-a-telly.
Dave: Michael says I'm a bad influence on you, you don't think I am do you?
Adam: Actually David, I abs-so-loo-telly do, now who is it you want me to throw a stone at?
Adam: Actually David, I abs-so-loo-telly do, now who is it you want me to throw a stone at?
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you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.
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Get the You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke mug.The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
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Jerremy: EVERYBODY RUN! THE telly tubbies ARE COMING FOR OUR SOULS! DONT LET THE LAMP REFLECTIONS SEE YOU!
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