Bob the reporter- Hey kid do you have technology?
Kid- Yes! Duh! I cannot live withoutit!
(Real fact said by child)
Kid- Yes! Duh! I cannot live withoutit!
(Real fact said by child)
by Jaemins Pink Hair October 16, 2019
Get the technology mug.1) A school in New York which steals your money and uses the money they stole from you to formulate new ways in which to steal more of your money.
2) A school in which none of the men leave their rooms due to playing WOW and beating off, yet complain constantly about the lack of attractive, single women on campus.
3) A giant wind tunnel which will quite literally sweep you off your feet or leave burns on your face in the winter time.
4) A place in which sleep does not exist.
5) A place in which people literally string themselves out on caffeine, sleep deprivation, and stress to the utter breaking point, at which time they are informed that there was no need for stress at all or that they failed in their attempts any way.
6) A college where learning doesn't matter.
2) A school in which none of the men leave their rooms due to playing WOW and beating off, yet complain constantly about the lack of attractive, single women on campus.
3) A giant wind tunnel which will quite literally sweep you off your feet or leave burns on your face in the winter time.
4) A place in which sleep does not exist.
5) A place in which people literally string themselves out on caffeine, sleep deprivation, and stress to the utter breaking point, at which time they are informed that there was no need for stress at all or that they failed in their attempts any way.
6) A college where learning doesn't matter.
Man, that's RITarded...
Sleep? What's sleep? This is RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology), there is no sleep.
Sleep? What's sleep? This is RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology), there is no sleep.
by aurorarit2882 May 2, 2010
Get the RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology) mug.The Windows 2000 title screen says, "Windows 2000: Built on NT Technology.
Doesn't that mean "Built on new technology technology?" That's as dumb as saying ATM Machine!
Doesn't that mean "Built on new technology technology?" That's as dumb as saying ATM Machine!
by C. Bettis August 15, 2007
Get the NT Technology mug.Man 1:Why are you sending text messages from a pager when you have a cell phone?
Dumbass: Cuz' I can
Man 1: That's Nigga Technology for you.
Dumbass: Cuz' I can
Man 1: That's Nigga Technology for you.
by BanditmanEXE October 15, 2006
Get the Nigga Technology mug.Something that will eventually destroy society, make obesity the new "average" weight, and cause mass unemployment.
Damn technology.
by Those Damn Digi-Fanatics March 14, 2011
Get the technology mug.The business tactic of stalling and forcing technology engineers to provide redundant documentation and plans in the hopes of dragging the project out so it will not have to be funded despite already being approved.
"Could you please provide a more detailed project plan" asked Freddy
"How much more detailed can it get? Are you are not pulling a technology budget filibuster on me?" responded Richard
"You caught me Ralph...they are trying not to fund this project this year even though it was approved" admitted Freddy.
"How much more detailed can it get? Are you are not pulling a technology budget filibuster on me?" responded Richard
"You caught me Ralph...they are trying not to fund this project this year even though it was approved" admitted Freddy.
by archyis July 7, 2009
Get the Technology Budget Filibuster mug.Any sort of tool, shelter, or device crafted from materials easily accessible to the homeless by a homeless person. An example would be a bench press constructed from two wooden crates, a slab of plywood, some rusty bike frames, and a large metal rod fitted with bags of sand or cinderblocks on either end.
"Is that homeless guy fishing with a stick and some pipe cleaners?"
"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"
"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"
by dudemanguybroface April 12, 2010
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