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Teen Titans Go! 

A Cartoon Network show that was meant to be the season that ended the original teen titans. But instead, we got this. Some cartoon that is meant to be pleasing to uncultured swine and meant to only appeal to someone under the age of 7.
Me: Wonder what is on Cartoon Network *turns on TV*
TV: Teen Titans GO! All-day every day for this whole month!
Me: Fuck this shit I am gonna go Netflix and chill..
Teen Titans Go! by MrEeveeYT November 6, 2019
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A place where pubescent teens test how slutty they can be without being called said "slut." Peer pressure reigns and grinding is the only dance move. No adults aloud means that even the most innocent get some.
person 1: did you hear stacy went to a teen club?

person 2: but she's the fun-police

person 1: not last night. we made out
Teen Club by dontgrindonme June 19, 2011

teen-edger 

somebody who adopts the ethics and lifestyle of straight edge just to be cool. It may be done to hold a moral high-ground over your peers, or just a reason to combat your homo-erotic feelings by punching somebody in the face, a means of justification if you will.
Teen-edgers may claim to like Minor Threat, but only because their friends do.
Drink's Pepsi because it's ethically made, according to what the person with the highest scene points says.
"I'VE GOT STRATE EJ!! GUYZ!!"

or

*punches in face/looks down on you for drinking a beer*
teen-edger by holdthex's May 14, 2005

teen foxy 

What pedophile see when they are in the vicinity of a sexy and seductive baby and want to let their friends know without going back to jail
Pedo1: wow, that’s one hot baby!
Pedo2: dude! What are you thinking! Use the Code!

Pedo1: oh shit you’re right… TEEN FOXY
teen foxy by Vuttbtad December 2, 2018

Teen Titans Go! 

A show, that I'm convinced, is nothing more than an elaborate spoof of the original. Obviously geared toward a way younger audience due to the absence of anything besides ludicrous, unintelligent humor.
Teen Titans Go! is a show is for eight-year-olds, quit wasting your time and look for the original.
Teen Titans Go! by v1k1ngV1nce January 15, 2014

Teen Top 

One of the best kpop boy bands that have debuted. The debuted back in 2010, on July 10th. They are also very young, the youngest members being 16. They are amazing in every way possible. They are talented, hot, cute, and make every noona turn into a pedo-noona! Composed of members Chunji, L.Joe, Ricky, Niel, Changjo, and Cap. Teen Top has the most infectious and addictive songs you will ever hear. They are only rookies but have a big future planned ahead of them. TEEN TOP HWAITINGG~!
Did you see Teen Top's performance yesterday? They are so cute!

Omg! I love Teen Top!

I got that Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv~

Clap clap clap clap mad man!
Teen Top by kpoploverr May 27, 2011

Teen Wolfing 

To do back flips and dance your ass off like a moron atop a moving vehicle. Just like Michael J. Fox did in the film Teen Wolf. It is usually accompanied by your buddy bumping some loud and obnoxious music from the vehicle's stereo system.
My friend just got a new Chrysler last night and I was teen wolfing up and down the Strip while he was bumping some loud ass music down below, I couldn't really understand what the song was over the police sirens, we went to jail.
Teen Wolfing by DirtyXVegas September 30, 2009