Dita Von Teese

The sexiest woman on the face of the Earth.

While Dita may have altered her body and is a stripper and a porn star, she still manages to be classier than all those pop bitches on MTV while still showing the same amount of skin.

Dita von Teese is gorgeous.

by R'Amen December 5, 2010

Teewee

A girl who will settle for low standards.

Tony needs to find himself a Teewee.

by Khoa_ September 27, 2011

Get my TEEEEJ on!

To openly admit, you will be involved in sexual activities, paid heavily for something, or spend a huge amount of money immediately afterwards you say this phrase!

Thomas: Hey Nikko, what are you and Diana doing tonight?
Nikko: I'm taking her to my place, and I'm going to get my TEEEEJ on!!!!

Warren: Sweet, next week we're getting paid then I'm going to get my TEEEEJ on!

by pnoy03balla June 10, 2011

Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008

TeeHee

Just look up Ryan Higa

ryanhiga.net

TEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by 임신했습니까 June 22, 2011

teehee

A type of small laugh, usually used when something is funny. It is most well known as the catchphrase in nigahiga.

George: How do you make time fly?
John: how?
George: YOU THROW A CLOCK OUT THE WINDOW!
John: TEEHEE!

by Chris P. Baekin June 21, 2009

teener

teener, (TEE ner) noun. a 1/16th of an ounce, generally methamphetamine.
syn. 'teenager' or 'teenth'

Sue: I'm so glad we came to O'ahu but I'm so totally shot after missing our connection.
Michael: Me too! I thought I'd shit myself when that dog sniffed my ass at LAX.
Sue. OMG! Is that how you schlepped that teener to O'ahu? In yer hidey-hole?
Michael: Yup. I hope it's enough for the next 4 days.

by Ned Ludd August 30, 2005