Helicopter technician

A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.

God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.

by technician facts August 6, 2021

Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.

Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?

by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016

Evasion Technician

A wheelman that specializes in purposely evading or out driving Law Enforcement personnel, usually in lieu of a crime having been committed.
*NOTE* Not everyone who attempts to 'run from the Cops' is an Evasion Technician. The title implies a professional that uses the best of equipment, (not a stolen hoopty) and is successful in their evasions.

Ron: We all knew Officer Miller hid his patrol car behind the guard-rail just past the culvert, and never let anyone get out of a ticket when he nabbed them... Until, Tony passed him up doin' a buck sixty.
James: Why? What what happened with Tony?
Ron: Oh, Tony is an Evasion Technician.

by KRASH! July 26, 2007

orgasm technician

A person who is skilled at giving orgasms to other people and does so with little apparent effort can be considered an orgasm technician.

Kate: Wow, 7 orgasms in ten minutes! You must be an orgasm technician!

by Scotsmantoohotsman March 17, 2011

cable technician

Cable technician is someone who often is a badass that can climb/gaff a pole in less then 30 seconds . Someone who linemen wish they could be . #badass #motherfucker

You see that cable technician I wish I could be like him .

by #cableguy June 5, 2017

PDR Technician

1. The most skilled of all automotive technicians.

2. Commonly found in establishments such as Hooters.

Really struggling to get hold of my PDR Technician, what's the landline for the local Hooters?

by TDNGroup October 1, 2018

technotwat

This is my word...i use it to describe people who think they're cool just because they know a lot about computers and electronics, and make fun of/act superior to those who don't have the same knowledge.

Who cares if they're gonna grow up to get paid more than us? It's still mean.

Mike is a technotwat!

by Oscar_the_Muse April 2, 2004