Teapot cock

A term that originates from the song "I'm a Little Teapot," describing a short and stout penis. It may also be used to describe the owner of such a penis.

Look at Eddie's teapot cock!

by SDM56 March 30, 2009

Teatowling

gently placing a teatowel over someones face who you are having sex with.

when making sweet love to someone who may be rather ugly make sure to have a tewtowel near by so you can lightly place it on there face and look at the teatowel (make it one of those souvenir ones, they have good pictures on them)

I'm teatowling your mum

by yep1guy December 8, 2009

Teapot

Yes, the word teapot is very much a stereotypical word. When I walk down the hallway, I glance to the mirror at the end of the hall to see if I am walking with limp wrists (Happy Hands). If I spot myself walking with "Happy Hands", I immediately stop and sing the teapot song. This is my meager attempt at trying to rehabilitate myself into a more manly, masculine behavior.

Unfortunately, due to a medical diagnosis of severe happyhandsitis, I have sung that song so many times, that I now know it by heart! I am able to sing the teapot song with adorable flair!

I'm a little teapot,
Short and stout,
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout,
Tip me over and pour me out!

I'm a very special teapot,
Yes, it's true,
Here's an example of what I can do,
I can turn my handle into a spout,
Tip me over and pour me out!

Obviously my teapot is filled with sweet tea and I absolutely sparkle when I sing the song ..........Happy Hands and all!

The one side effect, (I mean rear effect) of having happyhandsitis, is my tushy gets all warm and tingly and I giggle a lot! My Happy Hands have a direct correlation to the wavy back and forth movement of my tushy. I have appealed to the medical community to find a remedy or device that I can introduce into my tushy to help balance and steady the constant movement of my tushy. Because I know one thing, I don't think I will ever stop singing the wonderful teapot song!

I sing and I walk like a teapot, all the while sparkling as I go!

by Sweet li'l Stevie August 25, 2022

Teapot

A term to describe a distinctive laugh characterized by a shrill, high-pitched wheezing sound that strikingly resembles the iconic whistle of a teapot. This whimsical expression is used to convey that something is exceptionally amusing, with the laughter being so distinct that it evokes the image of a teapot playfully releasing steam in response to comedic delight.

Holy shit that was so teapot do it again.

by Kenthim September 28, 2023

Nesbithian Teapot

The act of wearing a pink tutu and a girls hat , boiling a kettle and adding the hot water (and sugar if required) into your favourite toy story mug. You then must get into your stance of a teapot and stout (like the nursery rhyme) and dip your ball-sack into the scolding liquid and cool them down in your lovers mouth whilst transferring her new favourite tea into her mouth. You must repeat this whilst continuously asking “more tea Mrs Nesbit?” in a high pitched voice until all the liquid has been transferred or until your balls have disintegrated.

Buzz: “my balls are red raw!”
Woody: “why what did you do buzz?”
Buzz: “well I went to a nesbithian tea party last night and gave myself and bo-peep a nesbithian teapot”
Woody: “it’s a good thing we are made in China”

by #vans4anal November 17, 2018

Frog in the Teapot

A sexual maneuver that involves a man inserting his testicles into someone else's anal cavity.

Had a hot date last night and I gave her the ol' frog in the teapot.

by KP-omw2fsu January 27, 2023

teapotting

Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.

You fell asleep with your mouth open, and Fat Tina was teapotting you!

by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011