Teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own ass to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout"
Mark walked in only to find Phil teapotting himself while watching Fair City.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.
by Colin J. S. October 28, 2007
Get the teapottingmug. Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.
by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011
Get the teapottingmug. When a baby screams at a high pitch tone, like a teapot whistling. Slowly increasing volume and pitch.
by themrs06 October 19, 2014
Get the teapottingmug. The sound you make when your screeching has reached a new high, usually happen when you're simping over someone/something.
by NotAnotherRhea November 4, 2020
Get the Teapotingmug. A gay Man. Comes from how gay men stereotypically carry themselves, one hand on the hip the other out looking like the spout of a teapot. Like the dance that goes with the children's song "I'm a little teapot short and stout".
by Teapot!! October 18, 2008
Get the Teapotmug. A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.
by Brian Allen Williams July 22, 2008
Get the teapotmug. where a man places his genitals into a teapot filled with warm water(and bubble if you want) - then have your partner blow down the spout of the teapot giving your bits and pieces a nice jacuzzi.
by Akbarr May 20, 2009
Get the Teapottingmug.