Teatowling

gently placing a teatowel over someones face who you are having sex with.

when making sweet love to someone who may be rather ugly make sure to have a tewtowel near by so you can lightly place it on there face and look at the teatowel (make it one of those souvenir ones, they have good pictures on them)

I'm teatowling your mum

by yep1guy December 8, 2009

Tebowling

After the touchdown of a new year, one kneels to the porcelain god; Puking in the toilet after a night of alcoholic consumption/celebrating.

Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)

I did a little Tebowling after the touchdown of the new year.

by Hi2allpeople January 2, 2012

Tebowling

After a long night of drinking, the act of praying to God that you would never drink again while puking into the toilet while also tebowing.

John: Dude, you think we should hold her hair so she doesnt drown in the toilet?

Chris: Nah...while tebowling, she is protected because she is praying to her Lord and Savior while propping her own head. She's good.

by Whitey McRosenski December 29, 2011

teatotaling

I cannot get buzzed tonight because I am teatotaling

My grandma is coming into town tonight so I am teatotaling it

by DVinnyrealestate January 11, 2022

Teabowing

Teabagging + Tebowing = Teabowing.

"I just made a great play and was Tebowing when I felt two nuts on my forehead. I was then Teabowing!"

by Dirty Dawg 1960 November 24, 2011

teatbowing

The opposite of Tebowing. An irreverent man standing around pretending to play with a female nipple while another man is Tebowing.

(At a Denver Broncos football game) What's that guy doing while Tim is on one knee praying?

He's teatbowing, pretending to play with his girlfriend's nipple.

by euphemismo November 20, 2011