gently placing a teatowel over someones face who you are having sex with.
when making sweet love to someone who may be rather ugly make sure to have a tewtowel near by so you can lightly place it on there face and look at the teatowel (make it one of those souvenir ones, they have good pictures on them)
when making sweet love to someone who may be rather ugly make sure to have a tewtowel near by so you can lightly place it on there face and look at the teatowel (make it one of those souvenir ones, they have good pictures on them)
I'm teatowling your mum
by yep1guy December 8, 2009
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Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)
Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)
by Hi2allpeople January 2, 2012
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After a long night of drinking, the act of praying to God that you would never drink again while puking into the toilet while also tebowing.
John: Dude, you think we should hold her hair so she doesnt drown in the toilet?
Chris: Nah...while tebowling, she is protected because she is praying to her Lord and Savior while propping her own head. She's good.
Chris: Nah...while tebowling, she is protected because she is praying to her Lord and Savior while propping her own head. She's good.
by Whitey McRosenski December 29, 2011
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"I just made a great play and was Tebowing when I felt two nuts on my forehead. I was then Teabowing!"
by Dirty Dawg 1960 November 24, 2011
Get the Teabowing mug.The opposite of Tebowing. An irreverent man standing around pretending to play with a female nipple while another man is Tebowing.
(At a Denver Broncos football game) What's that guy doing while Tim is on one knee praying?
He's teatbowing, pretending to play with his girlfriend's nipple.
He's teatbowing, pretending to play with his girlfriend's nipple.
by euphemismo November 20, 2011
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