Taliban

The reason Bin Laden couldn't watch Al-Jazeera.

OSAMA: Hey Saddam, put Al-Jazeera on, I want to see my forces getting the shit blown out of them by the Americans.
SADDAM: Sorry Oz, we're not allowed coz there's a taliban.

by hello birdie June 22, 2006

Taliban

Group of very hairy hillbillies carrying guns.

Has the president sent anymore guns to the Taliban in Afghanistan?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Taliban Cock

When you jerk off don't have any tissues so you rap your dick with toilet paper, making it look like a member of the Islamic fundamentalist group.

No tissues? I guess I'm gonna have to go with taliban cock again tonight.

by RipCastro1926to2016 November 26, 2016

TALIANA

PYT

DAAAMN TALIANA! 👀

by TALIANA November 23, 2021

going taliban

Nearly the same as a Leeroy Jenkins, however this is mostly comprised of pure win. Doing something stupid that has a 90% chance of failing and turning the situation into one made out of win can be described as Going Taliban.

Daniel- Bro, those guys have been talking about jumping you all day.

Antonio-I got this. I'm Going Taliban.

*Proceeds to beat the hell out of said "guys"*

Daniel-Damn, he's really Going Taliban on those guys.

by OneAndOnlySmerf May 25, 2011

taliban

Taliban- An Islamist Integrist Brainwahsed Pussyhole hiding in a stinky cave rapped round with C4 and a knife in his hand, wating for Allah which doesn't exist to give him a 1337 order to fuck himself up, but on his way to shag 100 virgins, mohammed's gna say:" sos, we ran out of virgins m8" ROFLMFAO.

TALIBAN-Find poor an Afgan:P.

by Annonymous546879 January 2, 2009

Talian

The lengest and sexiest light skin out there, he's well known for his large cock and banging jokes. Fun fact for ya: for every man reading this he's probably beet ur girl! Tho he looks week don't let his looks fool you as he's tougher than ya nans meat loaf!

Don't come across Talian unless u want bops!

by Benerdick Cumberbatch October 23, 2019