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Shufty

To masturbate, (usually a male wanking).

A person who has a "shufty" is known as a "shufter".
Dude had a quick shufty in the bushes while drooling over G's ass.
by Scorpio31 March 5, 2008
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A simple PHP error, something that should never pose a problem.
I cannot believe he just pulled a swifty. Now I have to hire someone that is not prone to cause more swifties and make johnny wait longer for his site!
by someonecool November 25, 2006
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Swifty Nade

When playing first-person shooter games with friends, the "Swifty Nade" is the act of tossing a grenae into an area populated by your teammates, waiting a few seconds and then saying "Oh, Grenade.." just a second or so before it goes off, killing everyone in the room.

Especially popular during games of Capture the flag while playing Halo or Halo 2.

See Also: Teamkilling Fucktard
"I had the flag all the way back at our base, but then we got Swifty Naded and the other team returned. Fucker."
by Ripp January 28, 2005
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Phil Swifty

Phil I the very definition of masculinity. As for he is the god of all twelve realms he is tasked with ensuring the safety of us more mortals so he comes to us in the form an extremely muscular and well charmed man and endows us with a portion of his godly powers in the form of flex tape.
by Veiny1072 July 9, 2018
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Swifty (verb) (swiff-tea)

The act of engaging in a swift slurp of the peen. Accepted as a form of payment.
Bro, if you give me that monitor I will give you a Swifty

Swifty's for reps
by Slurpppppp April 12, 2014
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swiftyachted

A political maneuver used against an opponent whose main qualification for office is a career in private equity finance.

The maneuver consists of -
1) goading the opponent to disclose information such as tax returns for multiple years in a spirit of transparency established by Presidential candidates over several decades.

2)
a. asking the opponent to explain discrepancies between public statements and forms filed with the Federal Government.

b. asking the opponent to explain discrepancies between different forms filed with the Federal Government.

Origin: Swiftyacht is derived from the word Swiftboat however with the exception of their devastating political effects, they are distinctly different . Unlike the 2004 Swifboat ads against John Kerry's Presidential campaign which relied on differing recollections of events in Vietnam, Swiftyacht ads rely on contradicting statements made by one person.
The Obama campaign swiftyachted Mitt Romney in an attempt to get him to admit that as CEO, President, sole director and sole stockholder of Bain Capital he was ultimately responsible for company's actions regardless of whether or not he was involved in the day to day operations.
by Doremus Jessup July 18, 2012
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SwiftY

I drew a swifty on his paper.
by CalebPoland February 20, 2015
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