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Canadian switchblade

A stabbing implement fasioned from frozen shit.
Got into a fight with an eskimo and that fuck reached into the snow and stabbed me with a canadian switchblade!
by Dnice456 October 14, 2015
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hanzo switch

Every Hanzo main hears this on comp in overwatch.
Someone picks Hanzo.
Everyone else: HANZO SWITCH.
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switch game

A game of where you put one finger up your ass, and the other in your mouth and when your teammate says 'Go' you switch and you keep doing this until you throw up.
Man 1: "Okay, GO!"
Man 2: "This tastes like crap!"

"Hey bro, wanna play... The Switch Game?!"
by I took four snowdogs. June 18, 2014
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switchconomy

The economics concerning the purchase and sale of all types of switch.
"I hear they are predicting a boom in the switchconomy soon"

"Yeah, it's been a while since we had a switchboom"
by sazzy w March 10, 2008
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Perv Switch

An arbitrary threshold of arousal, which once passed, will cause an individual to engage in behavior which may be risky to their freedom, health, bank account... or all of the above.

Commonly observed in news reports about dentists who abuse their female patients while under anesthesia, teachers who strike up affairs with underage students, etc. The negative repercussions of a triggered perv switch can oftentimes be avoided by channeling the energy into a jack attack.
Dumb-ass completely flipped his perv switch, now he's looking at 5 to 15 years in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison.
by fapfapsplort September 1, 2010
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The Sauceman Switch

The act of pulling out and going down on a female when having intercourse when you get close to finishing. This boosts the amount of time you have sex. Used in dire situations to calm down
Yeah bro I almost finished in 3 minutes but I used the Sauceman Switch and went forever”
by MinusculePine48 March 16, 2021
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Doom-Switch

Pronunciation: 'düm-swich
Function: noun

1. The button or switch that an online gaming site toggles on or off, subsequently rigging the game for a particular player.

Note: This term was created by PokerRoom.com player "monkeyzero". TradeMark laws may apply to its usage.
ex. 1. "I was the favorite to win every hand I was in, but I ended up losing my bankroll because they got the Doom-Switch on me."

ex. 2. "I won two hands in a row. I think they turned my Doom-Switch off."
by virus five July 27, 2005
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