Swannington

A former mining village in north-west Leicestershire which is notoriously boring and renowned for having nothing to do. If you're looking for fun, go to Ashby. You're wasting your time here.

- I'm going to Swannington to spend the weekend, mate.
- Why go to Swannington? There's nothing there!
- I know, it's going to suck.

by WillieSpency December 14, 2019

Staining the door

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.

I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow

by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020

Swannington

An extremely boring town in North West Leicestershire where only creepy pensioners live, close to Coalville and just up the road from Whitwick. All they have there is a shitty Indian restaurant, a ruined railway station and an abandoned windmill called Hough Mill.

"Unfortunately, I'm off to Swannington this weekend. I won't enjoy it."

by WillieSpency December 17, 2020

swanning

swanning is a term synonymous with “chilling” referring to the way swans chill in water.

Person 1: “What were you up to last night”
Person 2: “Not much, just swanning”

by mabwan July 24, 2021

Swanning

the week period between royal death and coronation when its legal to hunt and eat swans in the UK

tom and bill decided to go swanning to celebrate the death of the queen

by mithos london May 20, 2022

Swanning

The period between when the queen dies, and the next coronation, when all the swans in the UK become fare game in a purge-style event. Local parks become tasty tasty bloodbath, and there's foie gras for all!

Bro, Liz is dead, we going swanning fam? Yes blad, Let me get me garden sheers!

by FoxBear May 20, 2022

Snaining

Raining and snowing at the same time

It’s snaining outside today.

by Restivo August 28, 2022