smungkey

a black man or woman that can't drive or swim

this fucking smungkey
hey, they were just born like that

by donald4lyfmyluv July 14, 2024

shmungality

An object or person that resembles a shmungus.

“There’s a shmungality among us”

by Oki_couchpotato July 30, 2024

Shmungor

A planet separated into two factions of shmungorians, the shmingus and the shmungus.

Person 1: I had a message sent to my mind about the planet Shmungor.

Person 2: I have phimosis.

by Shminguy September 26, 2023

Shmungi

To destroy, embarrass, jump, stab, kill, something.

I shmungi'ed everyone in GTA

by CRGTA January 17, 2024

Shmungan

A term reserved for the cutest, tiniest, squishiest people in existence.

“You are the cutest little shmungan I’ve ever laid my eyes on”

by notsammcsmith November 12, 2023

Shmungality

A word so undefined, if we defined it the world would become a shmunguss

Don’t Elaborate Further, The Shmungality Readings are off the charts

by BirdyisMe April 30, 2024

Shmunguss

**shmunguss** (*noun*, /ˈʃmʌŋɡəs/)

1. **A person who has never engaged in sexual activity, often characterized by an air of innocent bewilderment.**

*Example: "Trevor still blushes when holding hands—classic shmunguss behavior."*

2. **A mythical figure of chastity and social awkwardness, rumored to possess untapped wisdom or extraordinary gaming skills.**

*Example: "Legends say the Great Shmunguss can 100% a game without ever touching grass."*

**Etymology:** Believed to originate from an obscure 18th-century mispronunciation of "shy mongoose," though some scholars argue it was first muttered by a medieval bard who forgot the word "celibate."

Are you a shmunguss? Nah, I lost my shmungussness ages ago

by SkibidiGyattSigma69 January 31, 2025