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smungkey

a black man or woman that can't drive or swim
this fucking smungkey
hey, they were just born like that
by donald4lyfmyluv July 14, 2024
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shmungality

An object or person that resembles a shmungus.
“There’s a shmungality among us
by Oki_couchpotato July 30, 2024
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Shmungor

A planet separated into two factions of shmungorians, the shmingus and the shmungus.
Person 1: I had a message sent to my mind about the planet Shmungor.

Person 2: I have phimosis.
by Shminguy September 26, 2023
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Shmungi

To destroy, embarrass, jump, stab, kill, something.
I shmungi'ed everyone in GTA
by CRGTA January 17, 2024
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Shmungan

A term reserved for the cutest, tiniest, squishiest people in existence.
You are the cutest little shmungan I’ve ever laid my eyes on”
by notsammcsmith November 12, 2023
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Shmungality

A word so undefined, if we defined it the world would become a shmunguss
Don’t Elaborate Further, The Shmungality Readings are off the charts
by BirdyisMe April 30, 2024
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Shmunguss

**shmunguss** (*noun*, /ˈʃmʌŋɡəs/)

1. **A person who has never engaged in sexual activity, often characterized by an air of innocent bewilderment.**

*Example: "Trevor still blushes when holding hands—classic shmunguss behavior."*

2. **A mythical figure of chastity and social awkwardness, rumored to possess untapped wisdom or extraordinary gaming skills.**

*Example: "Legends say the Great Shmunguss can 100% a game without ever touching grass."*

**Etymology:** Believed to originate from an obscure 18th-century mispronunciation of "shy mongoose," though some scholars argue it was first muttered by a medieval bard who forgot the word "celibate."
Are you a shmunguss? Nah, I lost my shmungussness ages ago
by SkibidiGyattSigma69 January 31, 2025
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