suckle my rectum

self-explanatory!!

what the 'cold snap' of january 2010 (2/3 of usa!) can do!!!!!!!!!!)

he politely explained to the sales'person' that he/she could "suckle my rectum"!!

encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!

the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle

Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,

So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.

by Tee Cee Deez September 12, 2020

suckle on my jiggly muffins

to tell someone to suck on your balls in an interesting way.

Bitch you better suckle on my jiggly muffins.

by piercemyass November 3, 2013

Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum

i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.

by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022

Suckle My Knuckle

A funny childish saying that is related to fellatio. A woman has a knuckle because their clitoris is very small, kinda like a knuckle. For a man, you ARE saying your dick is small, but you ARE offering someone to suckle it so its lose win but still pretty funny.

Honey, can you suckle my knuckle tonight? I'll cook pizza tomorrow if you do!

by DarkSunIsClearSky November 26, 2021

The Meme Boy Suckle

A sexual act for redditors and people into spousal abuse alike to participate in

The “Meme Boy Suckle” is where, during sex, you suckle the milk out of a woman’s tit and save it in your mouth. When you ejaculate you spit it in the woman’s face.

Sheril: “What are you doing?”
Chad: “The Meme Boy Suckle of course!”

by Fat retarded retard December 3, 2019

Suckle

Suckle means you suck out all of the juices of something.

Suckle those beans!

by Ellandajsa February 7, 2023