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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Mississippi suck fuck

Something the man Cody Suttles would do in the middle of Mississippi

Cody Suttles performed the Mississippi suck fuck

by Yuh smug January 8, 2022

suck n fuck

the type of pleasure you can only get from a vacuum cleaner

jerry was cleaning and it ended with a suck n fuck

by ballsrfunny April 22, 2021

Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

Suck and Fuck

Suck and Fuck is just what it sounds like. First you suck a dick and then you fuck them.

“Bro what did she do to you last night?”

“I thought we were just gonna fuck but she turned it around and did a suck and fuck.”

by yuhyuhbih August 12, 2019

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Ducks suck ii and get fucked with it

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by GoldGhostVr March 8, 2024

Suck fuck

The most extreme form of Australian schoolyard gloating or expressing one's enjoyment over someone else's misfortune, suffering or malevolent scheme that failed.

"Come a gutser, did ya? Suck fuck."

by Cool4Katz March 27, 2025