stunning

An adjective used to describe someone who gives you butterflies every time they enter the room and who make it impossible to focus on anything but them. Also in some cases, a word used to describe someone you would do absolutely anything for!

Dude, she was stunning!

by Forsommeonespeciall December 9, 2010

straining

when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.

Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.

by Juan Epstein June 11, 2006

Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...

by opiuyt April 27, 2011

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 7, 2008

studying

What you tell your parents when your looking at porn

Mom: What are you doing up there?
Kid: I'm studying *wink* *wink*

by Speedy~ September 25, 2003

studying

something that students at ucla do before failing a test

jack: hey david what are you doing

david: well, i'm preparing to fail my test, the usual

jack: ahhh u r studying

by jerrybrowneatspoo May 12, 2011

studying

simultaneously texting, listening to music, and scrolling through Facebook while preparing for a test

I've been studying for 3 hours but still don't know anything for the test tomorrow.

by Free Amerika April 10, 2015