Trumping

A long-winded self-aggrandizing statement/speech that has no basis in truth, facts or reality, presented to a friendly crowd or docile captive audience, in place of a prepared statement/speech. Such statements/speeches are usually characterized by exaggerations, half-truths or outright lies, and the hauling of insults at perceived enemies or opponents of the speaker.

Pal: Is he reading from his prepared statement?
Fun: No, he's trumping! He abandoned the prepared statement after two minutes!!

by m-fun October 30, 2019

strapping

Having a sturdy muscular physique; robust

A strapping young amishman, that AJ Robinson.

by kellly September 11, 2005

curb stomping

During an assualt when a person is forced to bite the cement corner of a sidewalk and is then kicked in the head, trying to break the victim's jaw, usually fatally.

curb stomping. is. unpleasant.

by becca bo June 22, 2005

shit stomping boots

"Shit stomping boots" refers to a pair of boots that are good for stomping and kicking. Excellent for fights. Shit stomping boots are usually combat boots, tanker boots, steel toe boots, etc. A good example are Demonia's RIOT-12 boots.

Some wannabe ganger was making fun of me. I happened to be wearing my shit stomping boots so I kicked the shit out of him.

by marinerteen51 January 5, 2009

trumping

Being a social media GOD while on your throne of brown waste removal.

I woke up and did some trumping before I went to work this morning.

by tower of power July 25, 2017

Trumping

Telling a bold face lie

Please be quiet, you are trumping right now

by Bagafood January 10, 2020

mushroom stamping

The act of pressing the head of ones penis into another persons forehead or other facial area.

As soon as Ben passed out, Jer proceeded to mushroom stamp him to no avail.

by Snapdragon August 8, 2003