joe strummer

The Fact that I am the first person to write a definition for Joe Strummer is crying shame. Frontman of the greatest punk band ever to play, The Clash, and later the lead singer of Joe Strummer and The Mescaleros, Joe Strummer, while widely regarded all over the world is still amazingly underrated. More influentual than John Lennon or any other musician, Joe Strummer is quite simply "God."

-Who are the Clash?
-The Clash are the greatest punk group of all time.
-Who is Joe Strummer?
-The second coming.

by Gangsta P.I.M.P. September 6, 2005

strumming the clamjo

Female masturbation.

My old lady was strumming the clamjo while watching the construction workers.

by Chuck Groom August 28, 2007

Scrum-Job

The act of a sexual partner licking the bottom of the nut sack clean of any cheesy debris.

Bethany gave me a scrum-job last night, my balls are smooth as eggs.

by GloriousLlama92 February 24, 2011

scrum choady

Australian for something that is 'very good'.

"This chicken is scrum choady!" or "That shirt looks scrum choady on her."

by Walter July 3, 2003

scrumbling

The scientific term for when cats exhibit frantic behavior before or after a bowel movement.

"My cat was scrumbling so hard this morning, he knocked over my TV!"

by ohjujube January 19, 2017

Scrumdidilyumptious

something with a superbly fantastic taste that leaves you so speechless, you start talking in Dr. Seuss-like words; tending mostly towards chocolate-related foods; originating from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"How's that chocolate bar?"
"Ohhh, it's scrumdidilyumtious!"

"How was your meal?"
"It was scrumdidilyumptious."

by Kelso C December 20, 2008

Bumble Scrumble

A semi sexual act involving two partners, a word which really means anything from kissing to doing the nasty if ya get my drift

Josh: Bumble scrumble?
Neve: Sure babes

by Bumblescrumbler October 30, 2020