Hard stroking

When you are grinding on your sex partner while your hard penis is inside their mouth or butthole or vagina stroking them or it can also be during a handjob when she grips your erect penis tighter and harder and continues to stroke your cock

Then she spit on my cock and griped my dick hard to and started hard stroking she said I want your cum load all over my face she opens her mouth and stuck her tounge out and dude I came all over her face

by Goozoozfrabaa September 1, 2019

han solo stroking a wookie

The bloodhoung gangs version of masturbating.

i'm like han solo stroking a wookie.

by Russell Longgrear March 31, 2008

Stoating

Scottish slang - used to describe something brilliant, or refering to someone as having skills

"...he picked up three chicks last night, that boy's stoating..."

Matt: Got us front row seats for that game!
Alex: Stoating!

by Skreebles September 21, 2011

stroking your cock

A term told to someone who is talking about how great of a person he/she is and how "great" their accomplishments were over and over again. This person seeking self satisfaction by telling everyone what they did. Often used when someone is seeking attention because of something great they did. Can be used hand in hand with "stroking his/her cock" when referring to someone else.

Tim: Yo, I did so good in my last game dude, that ball I hit still hasn't landed. I definitely won the game.

Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.

by Mikbizzle April 19, 2014

Brussel Sprouting

When you accidentally make someone paranoid by saying something that has no paranoid-inducing qualities

Nick is brussel sprouting Christie by cooking and saying Brussels Sprout, making her go crazy.

by 3rana July 31, 2019

Sprouting Vagina

when a person over reacts in anger toward something that is not important; getting overly angry for the situation.

"dude, when i told James Lee i didn't wanna hear him talk about North Korea again he started sprouting vagina and yelled at me."

by MR.MCCOY September 22, 2009

Stroking Bailey

When you masturbate while watching "It's a Wonderful Life" You sick fuck, you.

Ah, December 24th rolls around, and my hand heads south. Time to get down to stroking bailey, in utter shame.

by Murphy Nichols November 28, 2006