A man with this last name knows how to create fear.
Looks like agent 47, acts like agent 47.
He is mostly known to be a living meme among high school students.
Looks like agent 47, acts like agent 47.
He is mostly known to be a living meme among high school students.
by Gerrymeinster June 16, 2017
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The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
Scully: "Hey Mulder, whatever happened with that job you applied for that seemed a perfect match for your awesome skills?"
Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."
Scully: "Those bastards!"
Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."
Scully: "Those bastards!"
by Clark F. Kent September 12, 2018
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* Must have no shame.*
When a woman chews on a used condom right after sex that is filled with her partners ball juices.
When a woman chews on a used condom right after sex that is filled with her partners ball juices.
by Glazers r' Us July 11, 2016
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Anthony: Man Mac i bet you feel sprite checked
Mac: ........ No I don't
2. (Girl gets hit in the jaw.)
Chris: Sprite Check (walks away)
Anthony: Man Mac i bet you feel sprite checked
Mac: ........ No I don't
2. (Girl gets hit in the jaw.)
Chris: Sprite Check (walks away)
by Tony Junior June 11, 2006
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Tim-Screw that I dont want a ram headbutting me in the balls.
Pat-Ha you have strideaphobia
Tim-Screw that I dont want a ram headbutting me in the balls.
Pat-Ha you have strideaphobia
by Patatron January 12, 2009
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What I’ve done in Syria is quite frankly strategically brilliant; I know you don’t like it but Syria is mostly a lot of sand - and Vlady’s gonna really love me now!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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John: "Hey, Bob, what are you gonna do this afternoon?"
Bob: "I'm strategic bombing a kindergarten class"
John: "Oh nice. So how's the family"
Bob: "Karen's doing well, and Billy is doing well in school"
John: "How's he doing?"
Bob: "He's almost out of kindergarten"
Bob: "I'm strategic bombing a kindergarten class"
John: "Oh nice. So how's the family"
Bob: "Karen's doing well, and Billy is doing well in school"
John: "How's he doing?"
Bob: "He's almost out of kindergarten"
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