STOOL SPANGLER

A device used to brighten up a rather boring poo with glitter. (also known as a Glitter Shitter)

"My god jeff, look at that gift that the neighbours dog has left on our lawn".... "Dont you worry my dear, ill go get my stool spangler".

by The Colster August 17, 2006

stool status

the consistency of your shit

"How is your stool status today?"

by ahymusic October 8, 2017

Stool Donation

A way to give your shit a meaningful value.

After a stool donation: "Hey, You won't believe. People paid me to eat my shit in pills!" - EWWWW!!!!!

by shitcrap February 17, 2021

stool dancing

The act of flipping a stool over, sitting in between the legs, and rotating your hips. If done properly, this will result in the stool itself spinning with you on it. Much fun.

Stool dancing is fun.

by OMGWTFROFLOL September 15, 2005

Stool height

a term that came up before the first presidential debate in 2016. Because Trump has a height advantage over Clinton, they discussed letting her stand on a stool to gain height and lessen Trump's advantage. The idea was dropped when it was realized that she had no advantage, as she can pile stool to greater heights than Trump or anyone alive.

After hearing you talk, my stool height meter is pinned!

by Mickey Bitsko October 3, 2016

Stool Runnings

The act of comical running one partakes in whilst they need to deficate desperately. An adaption of the film 'Cool Runnings'

"Wow that was fast!"

"That's the worst case of Stool Runnings I've ever seen!"

by Campbell (2008) March 4, 2008

stool shank

The glorious act of random hetrosexual anal sex. If the girl is bent over an actual barstool you get extra points.

"I met this Cum Tanker last night and within 20 minutes, I was stool shanking her over the pool table at the Double Down."

by SP00NS October 9, 2007