stonk

verb.
To secretly read a book that belongs to someone and then gloat about it.

I will utterly stonk you up.

by Beware, for I am a stonker! March 22, 2004

stonk

To get a boner when excited by fat girls

"Did you see that he was rolling on the bed with that chick"

"EUGH, i saw he got a stonk on"

by Will Yea October 03, 2007

stonk

What you do to a stank.

I stonked her stank all night long.

by stonkinator April 14, 2003

Stonked

To be very, very stoked but in a seemingly apathetic way.

Dude 1: I know you can’t tell but he’s beyond excited about that raise

Dude 2: so he’s stonked?

Dude 1: that’s not a real word

Dude 2: ...

by Ldiggitydawg April 08, 2020

Badonka-stonks

(noun)

Stocks that have made great increases in value over a short amount of time.

"Man, today I made some fat gains on my badonka-stonks"

by garnetinky January 09, 2021

Stonk Donkler

A friend being stupid at the bar. Could be from being drunk or just being a tool.

Dude, quit being a stonk donkler and order me a beer!

by infiltrator June 05, 2009

stonk hoopa

An intensely erotic position in which a female places her head inside the rectum of a elephant while a male, or other female with a strap-on, penetrates her from behind.

Don't let Cindy go to the circus! She'll want to perform a stonk hoopa.

by mwheele2 May 04, 2008