An idea that seems wonderful while under the influence of marijuana, but seems horrible when not under the influence.
My brother phoned me while he was under the influence...
"I have a great idea. I want to get a pinball machine. I want to turn it into a pinbong machine."
"Wow, that's quite the stonerism you got there."
"I have a great idea. I want to get a pinball machine. I want to turn it into a pinbong machine."
"Wow, that's quite the stonerism you got there."
by Newport1984 June 02, 2009
Stoner:
One who engages in chronic burning of "Marijuana". Also known as a "Red Level User", testing positive in the "red" level for chronic, everyday use.
Stoner is the highest ranking among those who smoke, followed by "pot head", "smoker", and "occasional toker"
A generally peaceful breed, stoners tend to avoid confrontation as a measure to avoid The Man.
See also; pigs, po-po, 5-0.
One who engages in chronic burning of "Marijuana". Also known as a "Red Level User", testing positive in the "red" level for chronic, everyday use.
Stoner is the highest ranking among those who smoke, followed by "pot head", "smoker", and "occasional toker"
A generally peaceful breed, stoners tend to avoid confrontation as a measure to avoid The Man.
See also; pigs, po-po, 5-0.
by Timbo. February 14, 2006
in the way i use the word its someone who smokes weed and still has a life
but a pot head would be someone who is stoned all the time but can't chill
theyre just to fucking stoned all the time
(thats just how i use the words pot head and stoner)
and all these lame ass kids who are saying that weed is worse than cigs are fucking liars, yeah pure tabbaco ciggarets are fine probably no worse for you than weed smoke, but have you seen the list of all the fucking chemicals they put in a average ciggarett i mean the average ciggarett is way worse for you than a fucking joint
dude i could go on forever about how some of these people who hate on weed and stoners are fucking idiots
but a pot head would be someone who is stoned all the time but can't chill
theyre just to fucking stoned all the time
(thats just how i use the words pot head and stoner)
and all these lame ass kids who are saying that weed is worse than cigs are fucking liars, yeah pure tabbaco ciggarets are fine probably no worse for you than weed smoke, but have you seen the list of all the fucking chemicals they put in a average ciggarett i mean the average ciggarett is way worse for you than a fucking joint
dude i could go on forever about how some of these people who hate on weed and stoners are fucking idiots
by super_skara July 29, 2008
A person who enjoys to smoke marijuana often and usually has a more nature-inclined mindset about the action of "getting high". Often is a peaceful person who smokes weed because of its relaxing effects, sometimes for a religious experience, and not for social status.
by Rosita November 03, 2006
- One that is inclined to smoke cannabis on a habitual basis to achieve a continuously desired mindset.
- The Stoner is naturaly a mild mannered individual who enjoys sharing the cannabis with others so they may also achieve the desired mindset brought on by smoking the natural herb.
- Stoners dedicate copious amounts of their income twords purchasing, growing and/or collecting paraphernalia to provide the means to smoke more cannabis.
- The Stoner is naturaly a mild mannered individual who enjoys sharing the cannabis with others so they may also achieve the desired mindset brought on by smoking the natural herb.
- Stoners dedicate copious amounts of their income twords purchasing, growing and/or collecting paraphernalia to provide the means to smoke more cannabis.
That dude, Richard is a total stoner.
He's high so often that I don't think he knows what it's like not to be stoned.
He's high so often that I don't think he knows what it's like not to be stoned.
by mandregan November 17, 2006
Someone who is just generally laid back and enjoys everybodys company and loves to smoke. Usually loves rock music and weed.
A stoner is someone that's played guitar for 2 hours straight and can't remember any thing they played due to smoking too much weed and killin their memory. (like me)
by xXKaylaXx August 30, 2006
1. Slang for a pot smoker, someone who smokes marijuana or cannabis.
2. Someone who stones people to death for a living.
2. Someone who stones people to death for a living.
1.
Guy 1: Everyone always calls me a stoner, I've only smoked pot once.
Guy 2: Yeah, if by once you mean one hundred times.
2.
Condemned Criminal: Well yes I cheated on my wife but what is my punishment?
Official: You will be stoned.
Stoner: Come with me, I brought my favorite rocks.
Guy 1: Everyone always calls me a stoner, I've only smoked pot once.
Guy 2: Yeah, if by once you mean one hundred times.
2.
Condemned Criminal: Well yes I cheated on my wife but what is my punishment?
Official: You will be stoned.
Stoner: Come with me, I brought my favorite rocks.
by kaylaxxx July 01, 2013