Stizzed

Totally smoking yourself retardes with marajuana.

I smoked 10 bowls and was totally stizzed.

by Andrew Hannigan November 10, 2003

Shizz

a. replaces shit in all contexts
b. the coolest
can be used either positively or negatively

a. balls on that shizz, let's bounce
b. beth, you are the shizz

by StefNE2983 May 13, 2003

fo' shizzle my jizzle

Can be used by anyone to express consent to a jew.

Jew: "Holy Hanukkah!! I forgot my yarmulke! Yo Lethal, May i please borrow one of your coffee filters?"

Lethal: "fo' shizzle my jizzle"

by Automatah April 6, 2003

shizzle my dizzle

A coolio way of saying something/anything without actually saying it; as in:
1. (Whyo'nt ya) suck on MY dick?*
2. Serve me my dinner, (woman).
3. Shut my door, (bro).
4. (Please don't) shoot m'dog, (officer)!
5. smoke my dope
6. spill my drink
This tends toward ambiguity humorously and much depends on context.

*Def. (1) is oddly reminiscent of pirate-speak:
"Aarrh. Shiver me timber(s), matey."

Feel free to mix and match:
1. "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, (bizzle)?"*
2. "Shizzle me my dizzle, wizzle."
3. "Shizzle my dizzle, brizzle."
4. "Please don't shizzle m' dizzle. officer!"
5. "Let's shizzle My dizzle -- it's the chronic."
6. "I need a towel. My menu's soaked from you shizzlin' my dizzle."

by BengoCholomongo August 30, 2006

off the shizzle

Too cool. Off the cool scale.

"WHOA! that's so off the shizzle!"

by ktay n fearon June 20, 2006

pho shizzle

A playoff of the ebonics phrase fo shizzle. Pho, a vietnamese beef noodle soup.

Pho shizzle my nizzle

by Badgerman June 19, 2006

fo' shizzle my honkizzle

"fo shizzle ma honkizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah honkeezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah honky" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my White-European american brother"

by elprza October 25, 2003