A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.
The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."
by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018
Get the Money Stitchmug. by 12dajango June 3, 2018
Get the Stitch dickmug. After a woman has given birth it is common for the man to ask the doctor if he could, "give her an EXTRA STITCH down there".
A mythical stitch to make a womans vagina tighter after giving birth.
In homosexual relationships, an extra stitch for a loose asshole.
A mythical stitch to make a womans vagina tighter after giving birth.
In homosexual relationships, an extra stitch for a loose asshole.
Honey, do you think our insurance will cover the, "extra stitch".
Hey, Doc, can you give her an, "extra stitch".
Hey, Doc, can you give her an, "extra stitch".
by charles balls February 28, 2011
Get the Extra Stitchmug. A collage of two or more images, usually brought together symmetrically to create a single picture. Can be used to demonstrate visually how someone or something has changed over time.
by D.S. Credito September 9, 2016
Get the Pic Stitchmug. by Voxel January 12, 2006
Get the love stitchmug. To put so much tobacco in a toot or drop-bong that it is impossible to pop, rendering the hit useless. Also, from this, to generally mess up something for yourself or someone else.
by Dan Hates You May 8, 2005
Get the Stitchingmug. 