Stirring the Porridge

Sloppy seconds.

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Stir the paint

Using a finger (or two) to simulate penetrative sex on a female during her period.

She won't even let me stir the paint during her period.

by LexLuther85 August 19, 2018

stir-fry

The act of making out without ever getting to the point of exchanging bodily fluids.

I had to break up with that biatch because she was all stir-fry no action!

by Eff Knutt February 16, 2005

Aussie Stir

To use one's penis to swirl or otherwise mix a drink being served to an enemy or a woman that has just rejected you

Bartender: That guy was just giving me heaps of attitude like I am his slave so I Aussie Stirred his whisky

Rejected Guy: Just asked that chick if she was up for some scrapes and she spat in my face, good thing I pre-Aussie Stirred that drink I bought her

by Mezkall April 24, 2011

lil stir

A nickname to describe the girl you like/love. She is beautiful, has a wonderful personality, and has a lot of wonderful and similar interests. You feel strongly about her.

Bro 1: "How are that girl and you doing?"

Bro 2: "She is spectacular. She is my lil stir!"

by The Brosiff December 29, 2012

Stir Fry

Cooking a meal with vegetables, meat and sometimes noodles. Asian tradition or cooking dope.

“Hey I’m about to make some stir fry, come over to my place if you want some.”

by Metropolisinmymigosvoice March 18, 2021

stirring the bucket

Like going caving.. but in the bedroom.

Having sex with her, would be like stirring a bucket!

by Fuck Wit January 22, 2004