The act of dancing like a loon behind unsuspecting Colleagues, friends, or school mates and not getting caught. Best done when extremely bored. Remember, its only stealth if you dont get caught, but catch it on film and post it on the net, because i think its funny.
John did the best stealth disco behind Mary, she had no idea, we got it all on film.
While John was sleeping on the couch, Mary did a stealth disco in front of him, he didnt wake up
While John was sleeping on the couch, Mary did a stealth disco in front of him, he didnt wake up
by NicktheGrip October 20, 2005
To pass a silent but deadly fart right after someone lets an audible one fly, therefore staying under the radar and allowing that person and others to think that the entire stench was from the audible fart.
I had to drop ass so bad, and I knew it was going to stink so I waited until Dave let a loud one rip and I went stealth ass on him and slipped one in under the radar.
by k-10 May 10, 2007
When a Transgender is secretly trans and living as they would if they were born their preferred gender, as if they were born cis
Cody is a stretch transgender transguy and no one knows he is trans
No one knows I am trans stealth and I prefer it that way
No one knows I am trans stealth and I prefer it that way
by Onedayillbehappy April 05, 2018
A person who looks fit and attractive with their clothes on, but does not look as good as originally anticipated with their clothes off.
Jason is kind of a stealth fatty; he looks good with his clothes on but once he got naked I wished that he would just put them back on right away.
by LRC123 August 06, 2009
by Smoolly Anderthy November 19, 2013
The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 06, 2020
The act of sneaking behind a corner and lying in wait for one's wife or girlfriend to turn her back and let her guard down, whereupon the subject springs out from behind cover, immediately places himself behind the female, and pounds her ass viciously.
This is best executed while both parties are fully clothed, so as to illustrate that the erstwhile-performed stealth hump is not a attempt at sexual gratification, but rather an act of degradation, humiliation, and objectification.
This is best executed while both parties are fully clothed, so as to illustrate that the erstwhile-performed stealth hump is not a attempt at sexual gratification, but rather an act of degradation, humiliation, and objectification.
Paula had her back turned while brushing her teeth, so I jumped out from behind the shower curtain and stealth humped her until she choked on a mouthful of toothpaste.
by senorguitarra May 25, 2011