sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

by YAWA May 14, 2015

elmers stick

When the lower region of the shaft of the penis sticks to the upper region of the testicles.

Yo dude, it's spicy out here and I have an elmers stick.

by moosecaboose26 June 11, 2011

Truck Sticked

(verb): The verb version of the Madden 2006 feature "the truck stick"
To get truck sticked is to wrecked, mauled, owned, roflstomped, or any other similar synonym.

Jimmy wasn't fucking ready for that test-- he got truck sticked hard.

by Ametsub October 14, 2011

Wiggle Stick

Another word for a wiggling penis.

I pulled my wiggle stick out of my pants only for my girlfriend to laugh at it...

When I woke up I had a hard wiggle stick.

by Racist Cumtart March 16, 2015

splooge stick

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock

Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick

by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015

grocery stick

The male who is left out of the action during a 3-male, 1-female (MMMF) gang bang, if the female doesn't do anal. Similar to bench players in hockey.

Freddie was a regular grocery stick last night, eh Tommy?

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

chop stick

The street slur for a gun.

If i got my chop stick on me i aint gon fight you. ima shoot you!

by RonRon512 January 7, 2010