3 definitions by Racist Cumtart

Guy 1: Got to taste the pink slash last night. It tasted like The Fish. I wasn't satisfied...
Guy 2: Ewww, please don't say that shit again
Guy 3: Chillax bro! Calm your dick.
by Racist Cumtart April 2, 2017
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I pulled my wiggle stick out of my pants only for my girlfriend to laugh at it...

When I woke up I had a hard wiggle stick.
by Racist Cumtart March 16, 2015
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When a male human has a penis with lots of hair, and I mean LOTS of hair.
1. Omg! I died laughing at how my boyfriend has a backwards tree!

2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.

3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.
by Racist Cumtart March 16, 2015
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