Poop Stand-off

This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.

Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"

Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"

by Awesomom February 18, 2009

minnesota stand off

when more than one car approaches an intersection at the same time. All the cars stop and wait, each insisting that the other goes first.

dude, sorry I'm late, I was caught in a minnesota stand off with some soccer mom, haha!

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 26, 2006

Saudacity

The ability to not give a shit without being a simp

Girl 1: Do you like my new shoes
Guy 1:I really don’t give a shit
Guy 2: wow, he’s got some saudacity

by Saudibird March 3, 2020

Double-Standard Debbie

A girl who preaches that men should look past her looks and see her personality, but harshly judges men based on their appearances.

Deborah: Ugh, I hate men! All men want these days is a barbie doll with huge boobs and a big ass! They only marry the girls who look like strippers! Why can't a guy just accept me for me and love me the way I am?!

Jane: Well, Haiden likes you. Wanna try dating him?

Deborah: Hell no, he's 5'5 and works as a cashier. If a man's not at least 6'0 tall, he don't deserve me.

Jane: You're a Double-Standard Debbie. It's no wonder you're single.

by A random nobody :) April 30, 2023

The Theoretical Plate Standard

The Theoretical Plate Standard (TPS) is the certified bro measurement of bigness. Also known as the 1234, such an achievement requires a 1 plate press, 2 plate bench, 3 plate squat, and 4 plate deadlift. Brothers who can certifiably complete this challenge, are defined by bros around him as "the big guy." lifting weights science

It's been two years since I've been counting my macros and I still haven't reached the theoretical plate standard; I might need to go on gear.

by Dnom March 28, 2019

The same type of stand as star platinum

So its the same type of stand as star platinum is a jojoke that Jotaro says when DIO unleashes Za Warudo

"Behold My Stand, Aerosmith!"
"So Its the Same type of Stand As Star Platinum."

by Lanaxian October 7, 2020

Russian Standard Vodka

One of the finest vodkas that Russia exports. It is the number one selling premium vodka inside of Russia. The taste is far superior to other premium vodkas such as Grey Goose, Kettle One, and Level, at half the price. 1500ml handle sells for roughly $30US. Russian Standard offers their regular premium, gold (limited edition ultra premium), platinum (ultra premium), and their Imperia line (triple premium). Imperia was rated as one of the top 10 finest vodkas on the planet in a 2008 competion.

I'll have Russian Standard Vodka neat with the caviar please.

by RussianVodka September 26, 2009