Ass static

Farting, especially over the phone and/or holding up the phone to one's ass whilst farting

Dude, was that ass static, or just bad reception?

by ceremyjohen February 8, 2012

static

n. White noise. The white and black flakey crap that comes up on your television when you don't get a certain channel.

"Just turn off the TV. All it's showing is static."

by Andiepants April 10, 2006

a static lullaby

An emo/screamo band consisting of 5 members out of California. Joe, the lead singer, screams out his heart with amazing lyrics and an amazing voice. Probably one of the more known emo bands. Also, one not in it for the money as Joe Brown, the lead singer, said: "We didn't do this to become fuckin' rockstars, we did it to hear you all (the fans) singing along with us"

"A Static Lullaby pwns!"

by PolishKid May 26, 2004

static electric penis

Static Electric Penis is a penis that is charged with static electrity and when in close proximity to a grounding opportunity(another person) the charge will arc from the penis to the grounding source(other person) with a electric spark and audible crack.

The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.

You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.

My girlfriend stopped over last night. I had on the flannel pj's she gave me. I shuffled into the bedroom. I pulled out my STATIC ELECTRIC PENIS and craaaaack. She let out a few choice words. The spark had to be half of an inch. So, I shuffled around and shocked her again.

by jcustomcue January 8, 2014

staticvisionshock

Staticvisionshock is very Iconic and SOLOS every VERS. He made plenty of Iconic Fancast and edits. I even heard he is step-cousins with magot Robbie and He's married to Zatanna Zatara. He's also is a wonder woman Stan. Staticvisionshock>>>>Your Fav STAY MAD 🥱

"Staticvisionshock is iconic"
"Staticvisionshock is dating zatanna"

by WonderWomanSolosYourFav September 3, 2021

spittin static

when someone keeps on talking and talking to you and it becomes really annoying. all you hear is blah blah blah blah or sssssshhhhh like static

Damn, here she comes again. She was spittin static all yesterday.

by C-Hud October 21, 2005

a static lullaby

the sweetest band with killer singers. anyone who doesn't like this band has got to be into the spice girls or something. Whoever gave them that bad definition is clearly hardcore spice girls who has nothing better to do then to make fun of a wicked band and support the spice girls.

"a static lullaby sucks...i like the spice girls"
OR
i popped a blood vessel from listening to a static lullaby.

by spice girls suck January 17, 2004