statistical anomaly

Fate, or extremely low chances, or likelihood, of an event happening on its own due to statistical data proving otherwise.

I didn't think I was ever going to see you again! Then you turn up on my doorstep like-
A statistical anomaly?
Well I was gunna say fate, but yes.

by Modizzlemynizzle February 8, 2017

Statistics

Live from g-25 let’s go! Put lil timmy tim in youtube.

Statistics Yuh!
Statistics Yuh! Yuh!

by Blasthisiswhyihateflying April 14, 2020

stankster lean

When in a sitting position, leaning forward slightly after farting to catch a whiff of your flatulence. Because after all, one's own farts actually smell pretty good, don't they? Must be done slightly and imperceptibly when around company, lest you give away the fact that you are both the "smeller" and the "feller".

"Oh man, who cut the cheese?"

"Must've been Bob. I saw him doing that stankster lean."

by dandi June 16, 2006

satanist

The satanic church was started in the 60's by Anton LaVey, so logic would follow that he would be able to define a satanist better than Oprah or whoever hosts Dateline or 20/20. A satanist doesn't believe in god or satan. A satanist is an atheist that believes people should be responsible for their actions.

Satanism itself addresses problems it finds with Judeo-Christian beliefs. They find that telling one's children that they should behave correctly not because its the decent thing to do but because some ridiculous land of fire will make their 'afterlife' really shitty is poor parenting.

The reason why satanists are thought of as scary people in black coats that sacrifice goats and abduct children springs from 2 sources. The first is sensationalist media outlets like Oprah and Dateline and 20/20 and all the daytime talk shows.

The second is the real reason why people believe these shows and thats the tendency of Christians to need to find evil where it doesn't exist. Christians themselves tend to be egotistical (because they only follow their faith when convenient) and like to feel more pious and self-righteous by creating an evil boogeyman that doesn't exist so they can blame society's decay on them.

Christian douchebag: Yeah so this little kid has gone missing, its gotta be the Satanists.

Non-idiot: Hmm, or it could be just a regular criminal.

Christian douchebag: No! Satanists ruin everything. Satanists make me ignore my faith by beating the hell out of my wife and sleeping with my secretary! Its okay though, as long as I go to church a lot and tell god I'm sorry for beating up my wife I'm good. Loopholes are great.

by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005

Statist

Someone, who out of fear, ignorance or a sense of misplaced duty blindly follows the rules of a government without considering whether those rules are fair or just. Giving the state the benefit of the doubt as opposed to the citizens of the state. Unfortunately, most statists will never receive the special treatment from their government that they think they have earned or deserve.

Anyone who believes the official story about anything and uses the word "conspiracy theorist" is probably a statist.

by SeahawksOwnthe49ers April 14, 2014

statistacs

what a person feels as an answer/s or practice of analyzing and recording your feelings for accurate answers

Jimmy told Watter he was dumb, so Watter told Jimmy"Check the statistacs, mans average".

by booooootLAGGGE September 26, 2019

Stanislava

Stanislava is very sweg, and she is hot and sweet, she loves drama it's literally her hobby, the name "Stanislava" comes from Slovak origin, and it's big but like a really big moron, half people don't even know that this name exists.E N D

Stanislava

by lučina November 21, 2021